One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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