my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
This is the high leading the old right now
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
