I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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