Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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