Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You can't just leave with hair like that
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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