i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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