Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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