He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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