I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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