Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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