And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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