i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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