Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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