Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
