You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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