Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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