it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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