fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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