Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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