i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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