He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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