16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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