How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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