it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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