Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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