We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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