Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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