I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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