This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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