we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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I need you to use more vowels.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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