Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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