Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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