i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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