there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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