They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
only you would photoshop your dick
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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