Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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