we're blogging at a bar
no, he came in my armpit
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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