My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
no you cant smoke seaweed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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