Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So vagazzling was a success
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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