we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
