His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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