So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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