you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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