There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize