the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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