just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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