You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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