So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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