At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!