Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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