Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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