"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The Olympian is in my bed
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
