brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
These tits shall not be calmed
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just puked most of my soul out..
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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