Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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