I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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