i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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