what if I'm pregnant?
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Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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