i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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